What's with Hunters and all the QQ about Patch 3.2

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jerimiahjohnsonGrau here! Hope your day is going alright out there today.  Why? Because I’m about to tick a bunch of you yellow belly, smack talking, troll posting Hunters out there.

It seems that us Hunters have forgotten that we’re not dress wearing Magefolk.  Not to mention we’re suppose to be smarter than those brainless plate wearing Warriors.

Instead all I see out there are a bunch of whining, squirrel luvin, cry babies complaining about everything.  Heck, if I actually had a copper for every tear I’ve seen over on the official forum, or as a comment on some blog post I’d think we were a bunch of sissified Blood Elf Paladins cowering behind their bubbles.

What’s  makes it worse, you guys all just love to find something wrong with just about everything don’t ya!

Like what about these new changes reported over on MMO Champion for Patch 3.2

For example, we find out that Blizzard goes out there and buffs up Beast Mastery by changing  Animal Handler to now increases your pet’s attack power by 5/10% instead of increasing its expertise by 5/10.

Everyone goes off the deep end and says, “OH GREAT!! Now we’ll see Beast Mastery as the top spec!”

WTH!! First you complain that BM isn’t viable and now you complain that they’re working on it to make it better?

Then you decide to just go out there and beat up on our Survival bretheren.  Why complain that Deterrence now can deflect all spells!?? Isn’t that what we’ve been hoping for? Something to help us not only be the last man standing in PvE but something to help us defend ourselves in PvP?

Your just yeller aintcha! That’s it.. You’re yeller!

So yeller that you would hide behind your pet!  Well I’d think you’d like these changes. BUT NOO!!

We hear about Rake (Cat) now dealing 47 to 67 bleed damage and an additional 19 to 25 damage every 3 seconds at max rank. (Up from 19 to 25 additional damage over 9 sec).    Instead of everyone being happy we get a collective groan about how they’re bringing more PvP in our PvE!

Well then yeller belly! What about this   Roar of Sacrifice change! I wouldn’t think it possible to complain about a cooldown being reduced from 2 minutes to 1 minute.  Shore’nuff you can find a way to cry faster than a baby missing his Nuk!

What gives with all that stammering and whining about  Wild Hunt? Yeah we know you need to be BM  Hunter and have that 51st Beast Mastery talent,  but this ain’t no chicken liver change!  Wild Hunt now increases the contribution your pet gets from your Stamina by 20% and attack power by 15%. (Up from 10%)  You mean your not happy your pet Wolf is gonna get a bit more Stam and AP?  Figures you’d find something to whine about!

Now these Glyph changes were a long time coming..  Yeah. I hear ya.. It might be nice to see some other one, but Mana is still an issue for some of us Hunters. So stop waving your replinishment in everyone’s face and saying how they should’ve added more AP instead of making the Glyph of Arcane Shot restore mana equal to 20% of your Arcane Shot’s mana cost.

And rememeber all that QQ about not being able to chain trap any more?  Well see there ya go! They seem to be working on something for us.. Yes, it doesn’t stop them cold, but if you decide to use Glyph of Freezing Trap you and that darn thing breaks, your  victim’s movement speed is reduced by 30% for 4 sec.

So get off your duff and stop whining and complaining. So far these here Patch 3.2 changes are looking purdy darn good to me!